This is one of several versions of my favourite anti-drink-drive adverts:
Tuesday 23 April 2024
The Undertakers
Saturday 20 April 2024
Criticism of SUVs
Anyway, this story led me down an internet rabbit-hole today with me ending up on a Wikipedia page entitled, "Criticism of SUVs"
I've always hated them because they are pointless.
Unless you are a farmer or live in a remote bit of Africa.
I particularly hate that people buy them because they feel safer than us normal people in them - a point admirably disproved in that story with evidence provided in the Wiki page.
Then, thanks to the stupidly named and stupidly existing Nissan Qashqai, they became trendy.
And don't get me started on the stupidly named and stupidly existing Nissan Juke.
Is there also an element that as people get bigger, their vehicles have to as well?
Maybe - but they don't have to get taller and heavier - well maybe the electric ones have to get heavier - but once they sort out battery technologies the weights should come back down again.
This trend - autobesity - also has it's own, somewhat less comprehensive, Wiki page.
Now, if someone would just link SUVs to obesity - then maybe people would stop viewing them so positively and we could go back to proper cars that fitted into parking spaces and handled properly.
And didn't look stupid.
Thursday 11 April 2024
Is it because I is black?
Thursday 4 April 2024
The Numbers Up!
No, this isn't a Volkswagen story - it's a Polestar story.
Their boss, Thomas Ingenlath, has been talking about the future.
Drive.com.au are reporting on it here.
When it comes time for a replacement, the Polestar 2...
...is not going to be replaced with another Polestar 2.- "I really fancy a Polestar 17"
- "Really? Why do you want a van?"
- "I don't! The 17 is a two-seater sports car."
- "I thought the sports car was the Polestar 19"
- "I really fancy a Polestar 102"
- "Really? Why do you want a van?"
- "I don't! The 102 is a two-seater sports car."
- "I thought the sports car was the Polestar 114"
Friday 29 March 2024
Little Dog
Monday 25 March 2024
School's. Out. For. Ever
I've noticed a new 20mph zone has just appeared in the village in which I live.
I have no problem with 20mph zones around schools.
This one sort of coincides with where my car sat-nav thinks there is a school.
Here is a photograph of the school.
Tuesday 19 March 2024
Crashed Out!
We know that I like to hear about stupid criminals - my most recent post covered one.
And I do like a Norfolk story.
So one that combines them both is very welcome.
Now technically the guy in that Ferrari isn't a criminal (The Police said no further action would be taken) - but his driving certainly is. And it looks a lot like he was speeding when he lost control on the bend.
The BBC have enjoyed putting out several crash videos lately and a later one from today is quite horrific. It involves a motorcyclist and presumably a two-fingered salute (or middle-fingered salute) which led to him being forced off the road and thrown over a bridge suffering serious injuries. The guilty party was was jailed for 4 years and 10 months.
They have also shown this story - looks just as horrific although the injuries weren't as bad. The drunk criminal in that case got away with a suspended sentence which unfortunately doesn't mean that they hanged him.
The next story, from 4 days ago, is very unusual in that the guilty party is a Volvo driver. He (or she) has driven into a bus lane that has "No Entry" signage at the start and a spiky trap at the end. It looks quite tame next to the other videos.
Meanwhile, drive.com.au have a story that involved a crash, may or may not involve a criminal and, surprisingly considering where it took place, does not involve a video.
It involves this picture:
Monday 11 March 2024
Taxi for Idiot
If you are going to steal a car, it's probably not a good idea to choose one that can be controlled from elsewhere with lots of cameras in it.
And if someone in control of the vehicle tells you to get out, then it's probably a good idea to get out.
The twerp in this story got arrested.
Yet another adventure in the life of San Francisco's self-drive taxis.
Sunday 3 March 2024
A Spicy Tale
This year will mark the 10th Anniversary of me posting this story.
I probably won't be doing anything to celebrate the event.
But how times have changed.
At the time, I pointed out that nobody seemed remotely interested in an F1 boss marrying a Spice Girl.
Now they are all over the press - albeit the gutter press:
Not sure why everyone commentating is saying that Geri has been humiliated though. Either the latest WhatsApp messages are fake or Christian is the one with the problem.
Am I adding to the situation by commenting on it?
Probably not - nobody reads my musings. But others are enjoying wading in:
That's The Sunday Telegraph with an extremely clever pun using the word "formula" because he is an F1 team boss. I'd read that header at least three times before I spotted it. You wouldn't catch me doing anything like that.
Thank you for reading "A Spicy Tale"
Thursday 29 February 2024
Look-a-likes
People say cars all look alike these days.
Cross-over SUVs certainly do.
So it's nice to see something that doesn't look like the rest.
For example Car+Driver are today enthusing about the 2024 Maserati GranCabrio - a car not aimed at grans.
This is what it looks like:
Tuesday 20 February 2024
Double Cab U-Turn
No, not taxi cabs - although the rules say that in London at least, they have to be able to do a U-Turn within a 25 foot turning circle.
This story, though, is about double-cab pickup trucks like this one...
On Monday last week, the HMRC announced that vehicles like that yellow one above would be treated as cars rather than commercial vehicles and would therefore no longer be getting the tax breaks afforded to commercial vehicles.
This upset quite a few people - business people and farmers and people who sell double-cab pick-up trucks.
On Thursday, the Government got thrashed in a by-election. Not really relevant to this but it pleased me and it's further proof that The Conservatives don't want to be upsetting people - especially business people and farmers and people who sell double-cab pick-up trucks.
So yesterday the Government did a U-Turn. Nigel Huddleston, financial secretary to the Treasury, said: “We will change the law at the next available Finance Bill in order to avoid tax outcomes that could inadvertently harm farmers, van drivers and the UK’s economy.”
Then maybe they shouldn't have made a law that produced tax outcomes that could inadvertently harm farmers, van drivers and the UK’s economy.
But, let's be honest - they do have form.
Putin gives his little friend a small Japanese hatchback
Everyone's favourite desperate despot (and Ash Sutton lookalike) has given another despot a Toyota Auris:
Wednesday 7 February 2024
Medium Wave Goodbye
My in-car entertainment does not include AM radio.
Monday 5 February 2024
Parisian Walkway
At the rate the current mayor is going, that'll be the only way to get around Paris.
First she banned electric scooters.
Now she's making it very expensive to park SUVs in the city.
She's had a vote and 3.11% of the the Paris population said it was a good idea. How pathetic! After all, a whole 7.2% wanted to see the back of the scooters.
Needless to say, lot's of people didn't vote.
But how are they defining an SUV? After all, Volvo define a Polestar 2 as an SUV - and it's very similar in size (including ride-height) to my S60.
So not an SUV.
Apparently, they are going on weight.
But then electric cars are REALLY heavy, what about them?
Well, they are exempt.
As are taxi drivers, tradespeople, health-workers and people with disabilities.
So probably most people in Paris then.
Or, perhaps Mme.Hidalgo is a petrol-head.
Could you imagine if it did actually have an effect? Imagine a city with no scooters and SUVs! Just proper cars!
And imagine an end to this sort of thing:
Friday 2 February 2024
Tesla Sunk
No this isn't an update on Wednesday's post.
This is the story of somebody in Norway driving their Tesla into a fjord and being rescued by people on a floating sauna.
I know.
But you can see it here.
Strange that the first question you ask yourself isn't, "Why have they driven in to the water?"
Wednesday 31 January 2024
Elon Ruffled
Thursday 18 January 2024
Arrogance
Back in 2022 I posted about people showing arrogance - they didn't seem to care about motoring law.
Today, I have two more examples (although the second one isn't strictly illegal - it's more a case of "Rules of the road")
Firstly, M'Lud, I give you these cyclists:
Thursday 11 January 2024
Let's have a heated debate!
This was the most read BBC News article this afternoon - an electric bus caught fire. It's still on their front page.
There was no mention on the front page yesterday of this bus fire:
"Electric cars are fair game. We can't electrify our way out of the climate crisis. The danger to other road users still stands, as does air pollution (PM 2.5 pollution is still produced from tyres / brake pads). A child killed by an SUV doesn't care if its (sic) electric or petrol."
Their grammar isn't too hot - that "(sic)" was added by drive.com.au together with another one where they talk about "SUV vehicles"
But then the electric side of the argument did point out that regenerative braking produces no brake dust - a fair point well made.
And drive.com.au also point out that,
"Under Victoria's Litter Act of 1987, it is an offence to place leaflets on any vehicle, as the leaflet could be blown away by the wind or disintegrate in rain – with fines of more than $950 applicable for each instance."
Victorian law doesn't apply in Bristol but the potential for bits of paper (and don't forget the trees they were made from) could be floating around the River Avon doesn't sound very climate-friendly.
Three different stories for debate in one article - who would have thought that electric vehicles could be so controversial?
Wednesday 3 January 2024
Look away now!
Two stories have caught my eye so far this year.
One from my default Aussie site which is about yet another Tesla crash. This one is unusual though for two reasons:
- It seems to be the first one involving a Cybertruck and...
- It wasn't the Tesla's fault