So here's a picture of Richard Osman with a picture of Jeremy Clarkson.
I've just watched last night's "Have I Got a Bit More News For You?" - the extended version of last Friday's "Have I Got News for You?"
Jeremy was hosting and Richard was a guest - two of my most favourite people on telly. Richard, the urbane, witty and very likeable Quizzer and Jeremy - who is simply Jeremy.
There were a few unusual rants early on in the show. Paul Merton had a go at Trident and Ian Hislop kicked off about Lord Ashcroft. Reasonable subjects to get annoyed with but they seemed strange in the context of the show.
There was also some right-wing journalist there to make snide remarks the way that right-wing journalists tend to do.
And she did.
But nowhere near as badly as Richard did - and all of his were directed at Jeremy. I don't know what Jeremy has done to offend him but he went completely over the top - calling him a cock, past his prime, who knows less about cars than Chris Evans - things got personal.
I know Richard's eye condition, nystagmus, means that he isn't allowed to drive - so maybe he was turned down to appear as a "Star in a Reasonably Priced Car".
Google also can't find any pictures of Richard Osman with Richard Hammond.
Or with James May either.
Unless...
