That's an offer not an instruction.
As the party manifestos are getting launched this week, those sceptical about them will be claiming that unreasonable promises are being made and I have heard the term "Free Unicorns" used.
But Autocar today are taking a different tack on unicorns.
They list a series of motoring unicorns - cars that are very, very rare on our roads.
It made me think Vauxhall Signum - I see one of these regularly around where I live and wonder how many are still about.
They also give a mention to the Volvo S80 V8. Any political party offering me a free one of those unicorns can definitely have my vote.