Florida Man Not Allowed to Hang his Dog out of the Car Window

Another brilliant Ezra Dyer piece.

A new bill proposes, amongst other things, changes to the laws of what you can do with dogs in cars.  They haven't called it the Dogging Bill though - they've gone with SB932.

(In case you're wondering, section 6 of the Bill is the one that updates section 828.126 - Sexual activities involving animals)

But that bit, unlike another chuck of the Bill, doesn't affect the canine non-sexual pleasure of sticking their heads out of a car window:

Now, I accept that this dog doesn't look like he is enjoying it, but apparently it suffers from motion sickness so it is sticking it's head out to get some air.

Meanwhile, here are some dogs on the commute in to work...

Feeling Flushed

Now if I was a trendy influencer or Youtuber I'd probably start this story by saying that I'd accidentally dropped my mobile phone into the toilet.

But then I would be telling a lie just for effect.

Although, looking at this photo I found on the Web, it would be fine because there is no water in it.

Anyway, the next thing your Influencer/Youtuber will tell you is that you can dry out electronic gadgets using uncooked rice.

There is actually a bit of debate on this out there but let's assume it is right - can you dry out your electric car if it gets immersed in toilet water?  Or any other sort of water?  Well a trendy Youtuber has tried just that - he bought a water-damaged Audi E-Tron GT for $55000 with a view to drying it out. Un-water-damaged ones sell for $105000 in The States.  His name is Rich Benoit and his video is here.

He is amusing and, as I predicted, he does talk about mobile phones - I started this post before I'd watched the vid.

Anyway, spoiler alert - he succeeds!  He also explains why they could use out-of-date rice - a point missed by the commenter called CC on the drive.com.au story has missed.  He obviously hasn't watched the video and he obviously doesn't get invited to many parties - so won't need the product they suddenly start advertising during presentation.

Cat Stolen From Sausage

Shouldn't that be Sausage stolen BY cat?

Nope. Click here.

Not Beaut!

The American moron I found the other week has an Australian cousin.

He has coincidentally crashed into a church.

Albeit travelling considerably faster.

And he has another Australian cousin...

...who is also a 20 year old learner driver caught illegally (and very badly) driving a Ute.

drive.com.au have the story of those two here.

Did he say he was taking his car in for a service?