Had too much to drink and fancy an Italian?

This woman did.

Her name is Rhian Jeremiah and several news sites have the story today of her conviction for criminal damage to a car and for assaulting two police officers who came out to arrest her.

And what was her criminal damage?

Biting into a Fiat 500.

Here is the Mirror account of the story.

Magistrates heard Jeremiah had been drinking at a memorial night for her late boyfriend Simon Jones who drowned off the coast of Aberystwyth, west Wales.

What a fine tribute.