Well he should be soon.
Interesting story today from the BBC about two guys who crashed a pick-up into a shop then fled the scene.
Fortunately, the shop was empty - if you want to rent it, you'll need to contact Fielder & Jones - ask for the shop with a truck in it.
Actually don't - they've moved it:
I'm a bit miffed that I can't tell what make it is.
Anyway, the driver tried to make a getaway running through a field of emus.
So it can't have been Michael Parkinson.
They attacked him. You can read the Wiltshire Gazette and Herald take on it here.
Meanwhile, in other emu/motoring news - Runaway emu rescued from busy A32 in Hampshire.
