Thursday, 28 January 2021

Asda ASBO

 If Benny & Bjorn were called Steve & Dave, then this band would have been called "Asda":

That statement amused me when I read it on Facebook a few weeks ago.

This BBC story amused me when I read it during my lunchbreak today.  It is about a moron in Manchester who was disqualified from driving and wanted for an earlier failure to attend Court.  He bought a second-hand ambulance and took his family shopping in it with the blue lights going.

He was arrested.

As I see it, he made two big mistakes:

1. He should have driven there quietly.
2. He should have gone to Morrisons where it would have blended in in the car park.

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