Thursday, 30 January 2020

What's The Difference Between a BMW and a Hedgehog?

With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the OUTside.
 
Hey, that's not nice, I'M a BMW Driver!
 
I'd rather be a roadhog than a hedgehog.
 
While on the outside this morning we had this guy (there was a gap behind me and plenty of warning about the lane being shut off):
Then, just before lunchtime, this guy on a motorbike - the Dashcam makes it look calmer than it actually happened.
Meanwhile, over in Greater Manchester, some twerp has been using a Fiesta to transport a greenhouse.  Not sure of the legality of this one, it looks securely affixed and would have weighed in at bugger all.

Now, what's the difference between a JCB and a male giraffe?
 
One's got hy-draulics.

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