Florida Man Not Allowed to Hang his Dog out of the Car Window

Another brilliant Ezra Dyer piece.

A new bill proposes, amongst other things, changes to the laws of what you can do with dogs in cars.  They haven't called it the Dogging Bill though - they've gone with SB932.

(In case you're wondering, section 6 of the Bill is the one that updates section 828.126 - Sexual activities involving animals)

But that bit, unlike another chuck of the Bill, doesn't affect the canine non-sexual pleasure of sticking their heads out of a car window:

Now, I accept that this dog doesn't look like he is enjoying it, but apparently it suffers from motion sickness so it is sticking it's head out to get some air.

Meanwhile, here are some dogs on the commute in to work...

Florida Man

There's this thing on The Internet whereby you put "Florida Man" and your birthday into Google and you get stories about idiots.

Florida Man makes Norfolk Man look normal.

If it is your birthday today you will find this Fox headline

Florida man's 'very unusual parking' job leads to DUI arrest

Here's the picture:

And here's the story.

I decided to put "Florida Man Car" into Google:

• Florida Man Drives Bizarre Chopped Car For An Unbelievable Reason
• Florida Man Steals Two Police Cars During Chase
• Florida man threw his two-month-old baby at police after high-speed car chase
• Florida man 'crashed car through airport gate before running into cockpit of Coast Guard plane'
• Florida man dressed as Fred Flintstone pulled over for driving 'footmobile'

Race Loser

Although geographically in the South, South Carolina was right in the middle of the US Civil War.  And the start and the end.

So maybe this stupid woman thought she had a 50/50 chance of escaping punishment there for a motoring offence with her tactic when the police officer who stopped her was white.

Her tactic was, with her being "a clean, thoroughbred white girl", to say, "You're a cop; you should know what that means."

 

A clean, thoroughbred white girl!?  The phrase "white trash" came in to my mind.  As well as not stopping at a Stop sign, she was speeding, carrying Marijuana and driving drunk.  The BBC story is here.

 

There is a lot of suspicion State-side at the moment of how the police treat different races - probably heightened by the idiot Trump allowing racists to appear empowered.  So it is a good job that the officer in question was straight.

 

The mug-shot should be a clue.

 

She was booked into the Beaufort County Detention Center and faces driving under the influence, speeding, disregarding a stop sign, simple possession of marijuana, and possession of drug paraphernalia charges, according to the jail log.

 

Stupid cow.

 

Talking of cows...

 

...and BBC news articles about car crime in southern US States...

Read more here: https://www.islandpacket.com/news/local/crime/article216168760.html#storylink=cpy