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This is another one of those "Oh God No" moments.  Like the thankfully short-lived Aston Cygnet and the unfortunately not so short-lived Renault Twizy before it, the Mahindra e2o is about to start polluting British roads.

Although, like the Twizy, it will only be polluting our roads with its looks - for it is electric.

This picture shows the posh version - with leather seats and alloy wheels.

The story is covered by Autocar today.  They say it will only be available online and they will sell for £12,995 (or £15,995 if you want the posh version).  They also say it will seat four but doesn't specify the size or species of those four.  That isn't a distorted photo - it really is that thin and tall.

Looking at that number plate, the 2 is subscripted so it is meant to read like H₂O - if they had just called it that, then they could have said it was hydro-electric.

But they didn't.

Looking for positives, I suppose it could work as a metropolitan delivery vehicle.  The only other positive I can see is that it replaces the G-Wiz.  That horrible little thing mixed serious ugliness with serious lack of safety.

The question is, how safe is the e2o?  Apparently, the Wiz didn't have Euro NCAP rating because it counted as a quadracycle - this e2o is apparently an M1 Certified vehicle.  The e2o apparently doesn't have an Euro NCAP rating because they only test "high volume cars". 

Hmmm - that's not really an answer then is it?  All that the M1 certification means is that it is "designed and constructed for the carriage of passengers and comprising no more than eight seats in addition to the driver's seat".

Don't think I'd be happy travelling in one.

The article quotes Mahindra's electric boss, Arvind Mathew, a lot.  Does that mean you have to plug him in?  Anyway, he said the car, which is built in Bangalore, could be produced in the UK if demand exceeds expectations. "If the volume goes through the roof, I'd be happy to assemble the car in the UK," he confirmed.

By which time, Euro NCAP would have got interested.

And we would know if they rated it any higher than I do - one star for not being a G-Wiz.

Compass Needle

Sorry Chrysler, it's nothing personal.

I found this story this morning on my favourite Aussie car-site. It's basically saying that the new Jeep Compass has scored only 2 stars in its latest Euro NCAP ratings tests.

That's the sort of score Protons would get in the 1990s!

...and certain Chinese cars were getting less than 5 years ago.

To be fair to Chrysler/Jeep, the reason it has scored so badly is not really to do with driver and passenger safety - it's all to do with pedestrian safety. If you score badly on this, you can't have more than two stars.

Jeep reckon they will be able to get four stars in Australia where the scoring is a bit different - presumably because, due to population spread, you are less likely to hit a person and more likely to hit a sheep or a kangaroo.

ANCAP (Australasian NCAP) say they will look at the Euro results before making up their minds but it sounds like they don't do as many crash-tests, they often just use other organisations' results to make their own assessments.

But, overall, this outcome sort of backs up the stereotype of the Chelsea Tractor where parents choose to take their offspring to school in the largest vehicle possible "because they want little Tarquin to be safe". That's fine - I'm with Jeremy on this one - you can drive what you want to drive - but just be honest about it! Admit you like big cars and you feel safer in them and are not too bothered about anyone who ends up hit by them. And if it's a posh, big car, you feel you look good in them (if it's a Range Rover Sport - you probably do - unless you've blacked out the windows which means you have an ugly family).

I drive a 2.5 litre all-wheel-drive V6 Jag where a diesel Skoda Octavia estate would be a much more sensible choice - but I like the power, the drive and the badge. So I'm not going to criticise.

But, getting back to the Compass, I think it's going to have more problems than a low NCAP score. Car&Driver reviewed it and decided "Jeep's black sheep gets updated but remains unpleasant" while Autoblog also gave it a review and decided "Least Capable Jeep Still Lost In The Woods".

Two different sheep references there, maybe the Australians will like it after all.