There's a lot to be angry about in the world today.
There's Crossover SUVs.
There's the Orange Man-baby and his British sycophant, Nigel.
There's Kygo molesting brilliant songs by deceased black female singers.
And there's missing out on the latest upgrades because my Volvo is FROM 2020.
All post-2020 Volvos will receive new 'conversational' Gemini system in massive over-the-air update
That story is from Autocar - a publication I also referenced yesterday.
I regularly check out their website for the daily car news but I don't usually look at their slideshows because I reckon they only have about 8 and they keep repeating them over and over again.
However, today they had a new one - 20 Very Angry Looking Cars!
Now, to look angry, you need to have eyebrows making a V shape and squint a bit.
Clenched fists help but cars can't do that.So what do the Autocar Angry Cars look like?
The Mitsubishi Delica Mini does look extremely angry - good job they don't sell them here.The Suzuki Alto Turbo just looks like it is wearing 1970s spectacles.The Simca 1000 doesn't look angry at all - just mildly perplexed.The Chevy Rondine concept looks more determined than angry.Nope - not a clue why this is in here. Now I'm mildly perplexed. Wonder if I'm currently resembling a Simca 1000.Also not angry - just very ugly with huge and sore nostrils.And the Gordon Keeble can maybe be described as more grumpy than angry.
The rest of the 20 vary in angryness from not very to a bit.
Meanwhile I'm not angry on missing out on the free Volvo software upgrade - I'm used to how I currently interact with my car.
Even if I do find myself arguing with the 2020 voice command system.
In fact, it sometimes makes me angry.









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