Another excellent Ezra Dyer piece the other day.
And, like one of his pieces I highlighted back in Feb, it involves Florida Man.
This particular Florida Man has done up his truck to look like a Border Patrol vehicle with a slightly different message on the side.
His says "Booty Patrol". Amusing enough except the local law enforcement didn't see the funny side and ticketed him. They got a fair bit of stick for it too - including from Ezra.
I think I may have to disagree for once with the brilliant Ezra here though.
Gabriel Luviano, who according to Scottish Legal News is only 18, was actually charged, not with the wording but instead with having blue lights on the truck - and given that the Police had put out earlier warnings of someone impersonating law enforcement, I wonder if he had been stopping young women in their cars in the hope of seeing whether or not they had nice bottoms or not.
That would make him officially creepy.
And how the hell has he got such a nice truck at the age of 18!
The Police must have been a bit worried of getting a conviction though as Florida Man with a Chevrolet Silverado sporting a backside reference got the last laugh last time.
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