What Do You Call Your Nose Injury?

I only ask because Autoguide say that an unfortunate man in Birmingham has an unnamed nose injury.

Their story is here.

They refer to the Birmingham Mail as their source and the story does indeed exist, and probably originate, from there but their Website, like all the British local newspaper ones that are part of the same group, is so irritating with ads and videos that I'll not bother linking to it.

It does, however, include the excellent line:

"Ward End Fire later tweeted pictures of the wrecked convertible which had come to rest in front of bricks, wonky lamppost, rotting bread and a wheelie bin."

So what are they talking about?

This:

Somebody has rented and crashed a Lamborghini Huracan Spyder.

 

Oops.

 

All we know is it was a 25-year old man and he has a sore nose.

 

But then, so does that Huracan.

 

It was on a Trading estate - somewhere that may be a bit quieter with wide roads as used by large commercial vehicles.

 

It was somewhere you might choose to go if you wanted to razz about at high speed in a 200mph supercar.

 

Can't imagine what could have caused this accident.